Dave Monroe: The Man, The Myth, The Problem-Solving SOB

Welcome to the Dave The Man page. You made it this far -
congrats.
Either you're intrigued, confused, or just really stubborn. But since you’re here, let me introduce myself the right way.

I’m Dave Monroe.

Web designer.
Business strategist.
Professional pain in the ass to bad people.
Semi-retired detective of bullshit.
Full-time problem solver.
Occasional rude SOB (but only when necessary).

If you’re looking for some sugar-coated corporate BS, you’re in the wrong place.
If you want someone who actually gives a damn -
about quality, about fairness, about doing shit the right way -
then keep scrolling.

Who the Hell is Dave Monroe?

I’ve worn a lot of hats in my life. Some by choice, some by necessity, and some
just because I got bored and decided to see what I could break and rebuild better.

The Business Side of Dave

I ran my own web design business for over 15 years before mobile-friendly
garbage ruined the internet.

I built websites, did SEO before it was even called SEO, and stole customers straight from IBM.
(They felt the X-Pirate effect. Trust me.)

I don’t do cookie-cutter anything. I create custom solutions because templated, mass-produced garbage is for amateurs.

If I see a problem, I fix it. If I don’t know how, I figure it out. Simple.

The Detective Side of Dave

I can spot bullshit from a mile away -
whether it’s from a shady business,
a corrupt organization, or a landlord who thinks they can pull a fast one.

I’ve exposed scams, challenged policies, and put people on blast when they deserved it.

I hold grudges longer than a TexASS wannabe lawman. Yes. That's you, Dennis the Menace - 21 years later and you're still trying to patrol a world that never gave you a badge.

If I think you’re lying, I will find out. And you won’t like how it ends.

The No-BS Side of Dave

I don’t do fake. If I like you, you’ll know it. If I don’t, you’ll know that too.

I call it like I see it. No corporate talk. No HR-approved nonsense.

I don’t waste time with excuses or stupidity.
Life is short, and I’m not spending it listening to people who can’t get their shit together.

The Hippie Side of Dave

Despite my rude SOB tendencies, I actually love people -
as long as they aren’t complete idiots.

I believe in fairness, justice, and giving a damn about others.

I ran a 501(c)3 nonprofit (KZNOW INC) to help the homeless in Germantown, put my own money into it, and fought for people who had no voice.

I’ve given away more than I’ve ever taken. Cigarette in one hand and a joint in the other.
That’s just who I am.