The Dave Monroe Open Letter to Donald Trump

Dear President Trump,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to express my support for the recent tariffs imposed on foreign imports and to highlight the opportunity they present to
bolster American manufacturing.

For years, American-made products have often been more expensive than their foreign counterparts, leading consumers to opt for cheaper imports. However, with the implementation of these tariffs, the price gap between domestic and foreign goods is narrowing. This shift creates a unique opportunity to encourage consumers to choose American-made products, supporting local businesses and workers.

As demand for domestic products increases, American companies will have the incentive to expand their operations. This growth can lead to economies of scale, allowing businesses to reduce prices and become more competitive both nationally and internationally. The ripple effect includes job creation, technological advancements, and a strengthened economy.

To capitalize on this moment, I suggest a nationwide campaign promoting the purchase of American-made goods as a patriotic duty. Drawing parallels to the unity seen during the 1976 Bicentennial celebrations or the post-9/11 era, such a campaign can inspire citizens to support their country through mindful purchasing decisions.

Emphasizing the direct impact of their choices on the nation's prosperity can turn a simple act of buying American into a powerful movement.

Thank you for your attention to this matter and for your continued efforts
to prioritize American interests.

Sincerely,

Dave Monroe
Marketing Genius
Can't Catch A Rocket With Tweezers But I Can Catch Attention With A Word. Word.
240.400.1300
marketing@davemonroe.net

Press Release: The Monroe Doctrine
(No, Not That One -
The Good One.)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

DAVE MONROE ANNOUNCES HIS HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF VIRAL MEDIA, MEMES, AND POLITICAL BRANDING.

March 2024 – Somewhere in Cyberspace (and soon, Truth Social) – In a move destined to shake the foundations of the internet, self-proclaimed marketing genius Dave Monroe has officially launched his most audacious campaign yet:

Getting Donald Trump’s Attention Without a Super PAC.

Armed with nothing but a domain name, a strategy, and a disturbingly large coffee, Monroe has declared war on traditional marketing tactics in an attempt to prove that one man can outmaneuver billion-dollar media empires - without running a single TV ad.

"I hijacked IBM's customers back in the day -
this is just me doing the same thing on a global scale.
The world is my audience, and I have the microphone now."

– Dave Monroe

Scene: Dave Monroe, White House Press Secretary

Dave walks out to the podium, casually lights a cigarette.

"I am the new press secretary, I'm not the usual hot blonde the President usually puts here but let's just pretend I'm playing one behind this podium.
Biden offered me the job but said I had to dress in drag.... Long story but I got to meet Hunter.

Alright, let's get this shit over with.
Peter Doocy, hold your horses. CNN, how can I help your ratings today?
Lord knows you need it."

"Next question...
MSNBC, are you just gonna copy CNN's question, or should I answer it now to save time?"

Dave points at OAN – "You guys again? You do realize this isn't an Alex Jones fan meetup, right?"

Gestures at the back of the room - "New York Times?
Still upset I didn't pick you first? Here, let me make it up to you:

'Unprecedented turmoil in the White House!'

There, headline’s written, you’re welcome